why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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