Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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