question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
pop tarts are not kleenex
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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