yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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