like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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