This is not my ceiling
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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