I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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