So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
