Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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