The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
