i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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