I love black thongs
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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