I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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