She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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