I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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