But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize