I want to make a zoo with you.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
