id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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