He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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