Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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