We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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