STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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