Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
