Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Slut skills are useful in every country.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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