2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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