My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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