So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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