After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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