That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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