Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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