what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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