dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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