big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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