big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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