I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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