i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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