can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Who died my cat blue again?
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