oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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