Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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