I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
