Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Success! We fucked roommates!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize