Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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