Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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