My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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