before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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