So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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