i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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