she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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