He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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