I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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