But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My ATM looks so different sober.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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