Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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