weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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