I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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