id be glad to
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize
