I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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