Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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